Sexy Printable Birthday Cards (free)

Looking for a birthday card to spice things up in the bedroom. Something naughty but nice. 😉 Check out these sexy printable birthday cards. Great for your significant other - be it your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend or wife.

 
 
 
 
 

We have sexy cards that are super flirty, risque, sultry as well as tasteful cards with just a hint of seductiveness! We have cards to be taken as good humor and cards you probably don't want anyone else to see!

Scroll Below For Sexy Birthday Messages & Wishes

You will need to think of a suitable message to put on the inside of your card. I'm sure you know how to press all their right buttons! We have published a range of sexy birthday card messages to get your (creative) juices flowing.

  • There’s whip cream with your name on it. Wink, wink. Happy birthday!

  • I hope you’re ready for tonight! I have a few plans for your birthday, Mrs. Grey.

  • My burning desire for you is enough to heat the candles that will be lit tonight. Happy birthday, baby.

  • I need you well-rested with the energy of a stallion tonight. :). Happy bday baby!

  • I don’t think I told you how sexy you look today. You look delicious baby. Happy birthday!

  • Tonight for your birthday, I’m going to dance for you. Bring the handcuffs.

  • Happy birthday, lover. My balcony invitation still stands!

  • For your birthday, I think you should let me do all the work for sexy time. ????

  • I got a babysitter, wine, and a blindfold. Happy Birthday!

  • Those boots you love are made for walking high places. Kind of like the ceiling. Happy birthday to the sexiest person alive.

  • The bathtub will be waiting for you. I’ll be rushing home to celebrate your birthday!

  • You are the most loving, stunning, and the sexiest person I know. I can’t wait to put actions with my words. Happy birthday!

Sexy Words to Lure Your Lady (or not)

1) You are my perfect woman,
Stunning but not vain,
Relaxed but not lazy,
Intelligent but not smug,
Drunk but still standing.

2) Turning 30 isn’t all that traumatic. Remember when I got into bed and thought your mother was you? That was traumatic.

3) I knew you’d be mine from the first time I saw you. You were wearing a beautiful dress, all tarted up, high heels. You can’t run in high heels.

4) They say that love is like a river meandering through life, ours has flown straight as an arrow that has never stopped.

5) On your birthday I wish you a day as special as you are to me.

6) When I’m outside without you I feel lost inside.

7) You've been around the sun a number of times, maybe that's why you keep getting hotter. Happy Birthday good-lookin!

Sexy Birthday Messages For Your Man

1) Who says men can’t multitask. I remember on your last birthday you were drinking, driving and bumping into a fence at the same time. Hope this one’s as good as the last.

2) You know your getting old when you miss sleeping with teeth more than sleeping with women. Your not there yet so make the most of it while you can.

3) I know you said you wanted a car, and I know you wanted it to go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds but I could only afford one or the other so I got you a set of weighing scales.

4) Tonight I’m your kitten, peek a mew.

5) Our love started with a smile, and flourished with a kiss, where shall we take it tonight?

6) Lets see if this’ll be the best birthday yet, I’ll make it one that you’ll never forget.

7) To me you’re the best gift of my life, today is just a chance for me to try and give a little back.

8) I was going to gift you the greatest present of all this year but couldn't find anyone willing to wrap me in paper

Finding the right sexy birthday card shouldn't be too much of a problem. Most likely you have been in a relationship with this person for quite a while and know their interests and passions not to mention kinks! Maybe they prefer something cute, or perhaps they are a wild animal that needs some taming! Whatever their play we have you covered.