Drinking Printable Birthday Cards & 21 Messages

 
 
 

Drinking Birthday Card Messages

Wink wink it's time for a drink. Yes that's right it's time to get your drink on with these drinking printable birthday cards. So choose your poison. The bar is open all night!

Drinking is a fun pastime for many. In the US alone people spend more than 222.098 billion dollars a year just on alcohol¹. 

The most popular alcoholic beverages are beer, spirits and wine, in that order. 

To help you craft the perfect message we have brewed the perfect concoction of drinking birthday messages that relate to all types of alcohol. 

1) How about a tall glass of liquid courage to get you over the aging blues! 

2) Drinking is a man’s way of getting pregnant! 

3) Go to Germany… & drink beer! Go to Russia… & drink vodka! Go to France… & drink wine! Go to heaven… & drink water!!

4) Time to put your beer goggles on! 

5) Old men like to drink because it transforms old women into Victoria's Secret models! 

6) When men feel sad, they drink. When men feel happy, they drink. When men find success, they drink. When men fail, they drink. When men don’t feel sad or happy, a success or a failure... they still drink! 

7) Telling a man to not stop drinking is like telling a woman to stop shopping. So here’s the deal... Every beer you have I get to shop for something new!

8) How to enjoy a balanced diet? With a beer and each hand!

9) The drink that represents you as a man: the Bacardi Breezer!

10) You know there's a cure to our marriage problems... alcoholism. 

11)  It's your birthday let's get buzzed.

12) I know, I know... you're not an alcoholic. You just like a drink and you go to lots of parties.

13) Your body is both a temple and a distillery.

14) Happy birthday to the biggest drinking enthusiast I know.

15) The spirit of man lives within his bottle.

16) What doesn't kill you makes you a drink stronger!

17) It's time to get knocked down and stand up again. 

18) I believe in science and science says alcohol is a solution.

19) I know you're still hungover but I got you some drinks. 

20)  I know you're a woman who loves cocktails. Can you tell me one?

21) t you this, so every time you're sick of me you can have some of Jack. 

22) Time to stop whining and start wine-ing!

23) A drink a day temporarily makes your age go away.

24) Forty bottles of beer on the wall, forty bottles of beer... take one down, pass it around... and order another keg! 

25) You feel sprightly now but in the morning you’ll feel 10 years older!

These drinking birthday cards and message will hopefully make it easier to get out of bed in the morning and do it all again!