Free Printable Redneck Birthday Cards

 
 

Redneck Birthday Messages and Wishes

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Here's a bunch of redneck birthday cards for yokels, hillbillies and those strange country folk! After choosing your card and desired message you can click the print pdf button where you can edit the inside message and then go ahead and print your card out!

Here's a bunch of redneck birthday cards for yokels, hillbillies and those strange country folk!

1) Baby, you bring out the red in my neck. I love you. Happy Birthday!

2) What's better than possum stew? You are! Happy Birthday!

3) It's your birthday! Let's get a little mud on the tires! Happy Birthday!

4) I love you more than a big bowl of chitlins! Happy Birthday!

5) It is your birthday! Now that is a reason to hoot and holler! Happy Birthday!

6) We fixing to tear this day up! Happy Birthday!

7) You make me happier than a tick on a dog. Happy Birthday!

8) For your birthday, I was gonna take you on a shoppin' spree at Wal-Mart. I think we will just go huntin' us some squirrels, instead. Happy Birthday!

9) Today is your birthday! Don't let me forget to tell you the story about how you were found at the trailer park when you were two. We still don't know, though, about the first two years of your life. Happy Birthday!

10) I love you more than cornbread, greens, and fried chicken. Wait, forget I mentioned fried chicken. I do love you, though. Happy Birthday!

11) I had to shoot y’all some raccoons for this year's birthday present ;)

12) I love you like the back of my hand. 

13) I know I ain't much to look at but I do know how to catch a pretty girl's attention! 

14) You are the apple to my eye! 

15) Party! In your trailer or mine? 

16) Happy Birthday! I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!

17) You know you could make a hound dog smile! 

18) Love is like duct tape, it fixes everything!

19) I love you so much my balls hurt!

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