Printable Birthday Cards for an Inmate

 
 

Inmate Birthday Messages

It may not be a get-out-of-jail-free card but it is a lovely gesture to someone on the inside. Prison can be a b**** but that's not to say that life just stops. Let your loved one know that they are not alone. Let them know that they are still connected with a thoughtful printable birthday card. Perhaps you can write an encouraging message of hope or add something witty to brighten up their day! 

1) Sorry, this isn't a get out of jail free card. 

2) A little jailbird told me today is your birthday. 

3) I'm looking forward to seeing those prison muscles soon! 

4) A man walks into a bar. Yep, that's prison for you! 

5) I thought you might need some soap. Just hold on to it, as your life depends on it! 

6) I’ll be the first one to see you on the outside! 

7) It won't be long now. Enjoy your holiday! 

8) I expect a 10 pack of abs and machine gun biceps by the time you come back! 

9) Your bike and I are waiting for you on the outside! 

10) Balls and chains turn me on. 

11) Making mistakes don’t make you a bad person. Being a constant dick does. 

12) So today, is it an orange jumpsuit or a birthday jumpsuit? 

13) Happy b b b birthday. Sorry, it's not always easy to finish a sentence in prison. 

14) I see your game!  Free food, free accommodation, free medical, guards responding to you every beck and call, ‘doing time’ can't be all that bad! 

 15) I got you some face cream in case you ever break out! 

16) You’re 40 in normal years but only 3 months in prison years! 

17) What's black and white and turning red. A horny prisoner. 

18) Can't wait till you get out of the can.  You entered as a regular man but soon you'll be my silver fox! 

19) Just count yourself lucky ‘ugly’ is not a crime!