Sloth Printable Birthday Cards

 
 
 

Sloth Birthday Card Messages and Wishes

This handsome creature lives a life in the slow lane. Not phased by anyone or anything, sloths go with the flow and live deep in the moment! With their dopey looking faces and shaggy bodies, they are a popular feature on birthday cards.  Our charming sloth birthday cards can be paired with any of our truly sleep-worthy messages seen below:

Sloth Birthday Card Messages

1) I… wish… you… a… happy……………………………. Birthday. 

2) Hey pretty lady/ handsome man. Care for a slow dance? 

3) Here's wishing things slow down as you get older! 

4) Sloths…. Not that different from lazy hairy humans really. 

5) Come here you lazy hairy beast! 

6) Hang in there; you’re only 60! 

7) Being slow to act has its benefits. For one getting drunk takes longer, but it's more satisfying.

8) Eat sleep, eat sleep, eat sleep, repeat. 

9) Cake in one hand and a pillow in the other! This party is going to be awesome! 

10) Give me some slove! 

11) Give me a big warm slothy hug! 

12) People say I'm too slow... I call it conserving energy. 

13) I love it when you kiss me slowly. 

14) Give me a big wild slothy kiss! 

15) You're 100. People always make much ado about nothing. 

16) What do you call a smelly four-legged creature with long fingernails, a hairy body and slightly lanky arms. (Insert name here) 

17) How the hell you guys survived among the fittest I'll never know. 

18) If you scratch my back I'll scratch yours. 

19) Put all your legs up in the air and dance like you just don't care. 

20) Have you sloth weight recently? You're looking great! 

21) As a mommy sloth, I know I sometimes I slother you. Just know that you are truly sloved. 

22) Tooth and nails I love you!

23) Be prepared to fight tooth and nail for this cake!

24) I'm fungry and fleepy. 

25) You're always the last to arrive and the last to escape! 

26) Don't stop, you sexy sloth.

27) Sloths make great pole dancers. Care to show me some of your moves.

28) Congratulations. You're number one! The snail and turtle are runners-up!

29) You're so cute and dopey even though you're lazy. 

30) I think we're going to have to make showers mandatory around here! 

31) Honey, how about a manicure for your birthday?

32) If this is what you look like in your birthday suit. Ah ahhh… No thank you. 

33) Slow down, don't move too fast. Got to make this birthday last!