Printable Birthday Cards for Nerds & Geeks
Nerds & Geeks Birthday Card Messages
Life is more fun if you’re a little bit wacky, a little bit nerdy or know how to get our geek on! These cards were designed with the nerdiest of nerds in mind!
Below are some witty lines for every genre of geekiness!
1) I heard things are starting to slow down a bit now that you’re older. Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
2) 40 years old. Computer says no!
3) May this next year of your life be sealed in a vacuum…. zero pressure!
4) I bought you a very exciting and expensive gift and put it in Schrödinger’s box. The secret old Schrödiger came up with to enjoy the gift is to never open the box!
5) Can you believe it?! You're older than the internet!
6) Happy birthday from your computer and your friends who are inside it!
7) May your birthday be full of geeky goodness!
8) Time for a LAN party!
9) Here's to all your wishes and dreams becoming a virtual reality!
10) Wishing you health, stealth in charisma on your special day!
11) Please remember me when you're the CEO of a giant tech company in the future!
12) This gift is a new element to be placed on the periodic table! Guess what it is? It's the element of surprise!!! Surprise!
13) I made you a birthday pie! May 3.14 of your wishes come true this year!
14) Happy birthday to the one who is so artificially intelligent!
15) Happy birthday you clever cookie. I'm just not sure if it is natural intelligence or artificial!
16) This card will self-destruct in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… just kidding!
17) You are living proof that nerds still know how to party!
18) If I could take a geeky guess at how old you are! I would guess ______.
19) A nerdy birdy told me you are 12 today!
20) Nerds… it takes one to know one!
21) I'm so glad Elon Musk is making us nerds look cool again! All hail the cyber truck!!
22) I calculated the candles on your cake. You're 21 + 19 years experience!
23) Your glasses make great decor on your face!
24) You’re the greatest superhero in your own head!
25) The zombie apocalypse is upon us! Spawned from the evil of late-night gaming!
26) FACTS ABOUT YOU: Then list some of the most unusual or not well-known facts you know about the person.
27) Why did the cell phone and glasses?
Because it lost all its contacts!
We hope these wishes and messages have allowed you to connect with your inner nerd and celebrate someone for all their quirks!