Over The Hill Printable Birthday Cards

7 warning signs that you may be over the hill…

1) What doesn't hurt doesn't work.

2) All your childhood toys have become collectibles.

3) Your texting rate is a word a minute.

4) Most of the names in your contact list begin with DR.

5) Even dads think you make dad jokes!

6) People call you at 8:00 p.m. and say "sorry are you in bed already?"

7) Your knees buckle easily but your belt never does!

Other Over the Hill Birthday Card Message Suggestions:

1) You may have gone over the hill, but your not through the woods. Happy birthday!

2) Happy birthday you old fart. I know you've done it and seen it all and can't remember any of it!!

3) Getting to 50, has certainly been an uphill battle. Well it’s all downhill from here soldier!

4) Happy birthday, here's to the joys and perks of getting pensioner discounts!

5) From here on in you should be telling people you're 60 not 50. People will think you look 10 years younger!

6) Select your status:

Option A - King of the hill

Option B - Over the hill

Option C - Buried under the hill

Option D - You've forgotten what a hill is

7) As Miley Cyrus has said:

“It ain't about what's waiting on the other side. It's the climb!”

But You’re coming down “like a wrecking ball!”

And now it’s time to “party in the USA!”

You’re over the hill and picking up pace!!