Ron Swanson Printable Birthday Cards

 

What Happens When You Send a Ron Swanson Printable Birthday Card?

Why not download one today and see??? Ron Swanson is a man's man. His favorite food is bacon, he does not believe in government or public education! So it makes sense that Ron Swanson would also be into celebrating a birthday with a cheap (albeit free) printable birthday card ;)

11 Hilarious Ron Swanson Birthday Messages

See below for some hilarious puns and messages to add to your chosen card! It’s the most alpha thing you can do on someone’s special day!

1) What do you get for the man who has everything? A Ron Swanson Birthday Card!

2) There's only one thing I hate more than birthdays. Skim milk! Which is water that's lying about being milk.

"If there were more food and fewer people this would be a perfect party."

Ron Swanson

3) You have grown from a boy to a man! From a man to a gladiator! And from a gladiator into a Swanson!

4) Wishing you 100% happiness! 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that!

5) As far as friends go, 1 to 3 is sufficient! And somehow you've made the cut!

6) If I could give you one tip on your birthday it would be: people are idiots.

7) You're amazing just like Ron Swanson's mustache!

8) Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards!

9) Here is a card! It doesn't mean we're friends.

10) I hope your birthday is as good as bacon!

Here's a quote from Ron Swanson on his birthday:

"I don't like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don't like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me."

11) Today is your birthday and this is your card!