Free Printable Birthday Cards for Hipsters & Fashionistas!
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These hipster printable birthday cards are perfect for those fashionistas who prefer to paddle far from the mainstream! Listed below are a bunch of jokes, messages, and sayings that relate to hipsters! They are the perfect addition to your printable greeting card!
28 Totally Hot Birthday Messages for Hipsters & Fashionistas
1) How much does a hipster’s birthday cake weigh? An Instagram!
2) Why did the hipster burn his hands whilst baking a cake? Because he pulled it out before it was cool!
3) Congratulations on turning… another obscure number!
4) Con-swag-ulations!
5) Wishing you a birthday full of swagger!
6) 30 is the new pink!
7) You were cool before everybody else was!
8) We baked your cake in the microwave. I know you don't like "conventional" ovens!
9) I heard birthday suits are in fashion!
10) I heard birthday suits are on trend!
11) Turning 40 is like retro retro!
12) Got you a bootleg copy of happy birthday. It's grunge dubstep meets jazz confusion.
13) If we have this party but don't Instagram it, did it really happen?
14) Only you could make getting older cool again!
15) I like your jeans! (What every hipster wants to hear)
16) It's official you know way more bands than I do! But you’re also way older than me!
17) May your Instafeed be long and prosperous!
18) Have a birthday groomed to perfection!
19) You're a hot dog in a man bun!
20) You put the star in hipstar!
21) We're all going to sing you a song, you've probably never heard of it. (Then sing the happy birthday song)
22) You're 21 + 19 years of being ironic!
23) Forget about making yourself cool again, at this age you need to start working on making yourself hot again!
24) How many hipsters does it take to bake a birthday cake... some obscure number!
25) You're not old, you're retro!
26) Aging is about maturity! You've probably never of it!
27) Wishing you good times, flat whites, and avocado on toast!
28) Are you going to yoga? Namaste in bed!