The Office Printable Birthday Cards (free)

 
 

If you’re as big a fan of The Office as we are, then we have something in store for you! Choose from one of these 4 hilarious printable cards as the perfect accompaniment to a colleagues birthday! Nothing says ‘‘fun and shinanigans” more than a witty birthday comment from your favoriate character from The Office. The Dwight Schrute cards are particularly popular if you want to point out the bleeding obvious… and we all need that sometimes ;)

We’ve also taken the time to curate some great one-liners to add to your chosen card. So be sure to take your time and read them all to the end.

Birthday Messages for fans of The Office


1) Even though I am like Dwight, who wishes a new plague upon this earth, I hope that you always be safe. Happy Birthday!

2) Everybody hurts! But not you. Many returns of the day.

3) I. DECLARE. HAPPY. BIRTHDAY


4) Happy Birthday from Bob Vance, Vance Refrigerator.

5) Happy Birthday? That’s what she said.


6) I hope you wake up every day beside a George Foreman grill. Happy Bacon Day?

7) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!


8) Happy birthday from a secret admirer. Oh, no! Forgot to get you the bobble-head doll.

9) If I had two wishes, and I was in a room with two hot girls and you, I’d wish you twice. Happy Birthday… Happy Birthday.


10) Happy Birthday. I have sent one Schrute Buck with my wish.

11) HAPPY BIRTHDAY. DID I STUTTER?


12) You and I are soup snakes… Happy Birthday!

13) Happy Birthday. I wanted you to know that you have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.


14) Birthday! You’re Beyoncé, always.

15) You have made another trip around the sun, how the turntables!


16) Blink once if you want me to wish you a happy birthday.

17) Happy Birthday. I do not know what to wish you. Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going.


18) Well, Happy Birthday. Sorry, your party's so lame.

19) Happy Birthday! Sorry, I annoyed you with my friendship.


20) Occasionally, I’ll hit you with my wish. So sue me. Happy Birthday!

21) Happy Birthday. I’m in love with you.


22) I am afraid of how much I love you! Happy Birthday!

23) Happy Birthday. If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.


24) I know you just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. I hope you can enjoy the best day of your life today! Happy Birthday!

25) I want a treat. I have a cause. It is beCAUSE your birthday. Many returns of the day.


26) Happy Birthday! I know you don't care what they say about you. You just want to eat, like Pam.

27) I stopped caring a long time ago, but still, Happy Birthday!


28) Giving an office reference in a birthday wish, it takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand. Happy Birthday!

29) You are one of those people who looks hot, eating a cupcake. Happy Birthday!


30) Happy Birthday! You’re a perfectly fine toilet… I’m just an extraordinary piece of crap.

31) Happy Birthday! Sorry for the late wish, I overslept. The damn rooster didn't crow.

32) It is not your birthday! You are only born once. It is the anniversary of your birthday.