Funny Tequila Printable Birthday Cards

 

Check out this tequila birthday card complete with lemon and salt. You know it's going to be good times ahead with a bottle of tequila! Whether it's the first drink of the party or the last drink of party you know tequila is going to get you messed up! See below for some straight shooting tequila birthday messages.

Funny Tequila Birthday Card Messages

1) Birthday shots?

2) Party time! I'll get the drinks! 

3) Now to find out if you're really as wild as they say you are. 

4) To my tequila sunshine! 

5) You'll be happy to know I've already organized the hospital room for the morning. 

6) When your brain stops functioning just remember salt, tequila, lemon. 

7) To my favorite drinking buddy! 

8) I always keep a bottle of tequila at the house for special occasions! You know, like Thursday! 

9) I got you this, just hoping you and your girls all lower your standards tonight! 

10) You're not exactly everyone’s cup of tea. But you sure are everyone's shot of tequila! 

11) Nothing says celebration more than tacos and tequila! 

12) Only u and tequila make me crazy!!! 

13) You’re only as old as your brain lets you remember!