Rude/ Inappropriate/ Naughty Printable Birthday Cards

 
 
 
 

15 Tasteless Messages for Rude Birthday Cards

This is the page you’ll find those cards that are a little more risqué, rude, naughty or inappropriate. As you can see, some of these cards are not for the faint at heart! Gifting such a card on a birthday is way of bringing some irony into the situation! Generally, a birthday is a time to bring encouragement and well wishes to the celebration, well these cards cards do just the opposite and provide a good laugh if, and I repeat IF, you’ve chosen the right person who takes it as a bit of tongue n’ cheek!

1) I promise not to make any age related jokes this year. Because I’m really starting to feel bad about how old you are!

2) Nod, if you want me to blow out your candle.

3) I hope your birthday is as good as your candle.

4) This is the day I remember your mom dropped it like it was hot many years ago!

5) Flashing you a happy birthday!

6) To the one who never shows his age… or acts it!

7) Happy ‘‘Mourn the Loss of your Youth’’ Day!

8) Time to unwrap your birthday present.. me!

9) Damn… you’re old!

10) A card from someone you make love with. Sometimes.

11) hope your birthday isn’t @#$@#$

12) Less years to live… less @#$!@# to give!

13) How about we take this entire birthday below the belt!

14) I’m so sorry to here about your bladder problems these days!

15) I was going to get you a nice card and then I remembered you are a knob head.