8 Funny Birthday Coloring Pages & Cards

For someone who likes a good gag or a funny pun here are some creative birthday coloring pages and printable birthday cards that will have you both in stitches! Most people enjoy receiving something with that personal touch from their loved ones, and a coloring page or card is the perfect thing to receive on their special day!

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1) The past - you can’t change. The future - Well, you’ll just have to wait for that. And the present - Yes, I did you get one!

2) Just like a banana you ripen with age. And just like a banana you start to decompose after a certain point.

3) Facebook is just so darn inconvenient that’s why I colored this card for you!

4) Dad, I want to be just like you when I grow up, only with more hair!

5) (sarcastic) Please enjoy my wonderful colorful creation. I’m one who believes color affects mood. So you better brighten up!

6) Older and wiser? That surely can’t be right! Happy Birthday!

7) Just remember getting old is a wonderful thing, unless you are a banana! 

8) Please accept my card of color. I simply color because your age leaves me speechless!

9) Whenever I’m up to some “nanigans” you’re definitely my “she!”

10) You’re starting to smell like the elderly!

11) Over the hill? I don’t get it. More like stuck in the mud! 

12) To the world’s greatest brother the world’s greatest sister could ever have!

13) You’ve aged well, just like swiss cheese! Sometimes you smell, but I still want a nibble.

14) You may be from the Jurassic period, at least you’re not extinct!

15) Life begins now. So far you’ve just been doing research! 

16) Think of the positives, you’re not as old as you will be in a year’s time!

17) If you were a google maps review, I’d give you 5 golden stars!

18) Let’s celebrate the day your mother screamed the loudest in her life!

19) There are 3 things that happen when you get older. 1. Your memory goes. Now what were the other two again?

20) Gees it’s hot, must be all those candles lighting up your hot body!

21) I’d say you don’t look a day over 20… if I really use my imagination.

22) Age is a number and word. Boom, mind blown!

23) Happy Birthday Anniversary!

24) Color is the language of dreams! May your dreams this year be full of color!

25) Let’s take the time to appreciate gravity. The older we get, the more saggy we become! 

26) Remember the world is not black and white, it’s many shades of color! Have a great day!

27) You look great at _______ just like a vintage model! 

28) If I squint you don’t look a day over 21.

29) More birthdays = long life… it’s simple

30) Let’s do a deal. I’ll forget your age if you forget mine!

31) We’re going to have to get you a bigger cake next year, we can barely fit all these candles.

32) Maturity comes with age, said no woman to a man ever. 

33) Stop, slow down!

Thanks Copper

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